We finally got the keys back to Carbootsale Library the other day. Milton and I nip over to have a look at the results of a very major bit of building work.
It looks utterly fucking fabulous.
About That Bill
1 hour ago
Unbelievable tales from One Who Knows. ‘It is a comfort in wretchedness to have companions in woe’.
| Suck your teeth | 28% |
| Put your socks back on | 1% |
| Have a book sale | 22% |
| Freeze all vacancies and complain that there aren't enough staff | 8% |
| Try to spend all your budget in the last week in March | 0% |
| Underspend your budgets by 32% and complain that you're underfunded | 4% |
| Clean some tea spoons | 3% |
| Count the bog rolls | 1% |
| Tell everybody that you were on leave that week | 33% |
2 comments:
More positive news, Kevin, that's marvellous, (as long as they haven't, like, over-spent on it or anything).
Gadjo: You're allowed to overspend on public capital projects, in fact it's almost compulsory. There's no money for delivering the services for the building, but that's another box of jelly altogether.
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