"I'm pregnant!"We explain as best we can that it's bad form for the publican to drain his own stock. It turns out that the lure of Bookstart goodies isn't the motive behind her condition.
"Really? You don't look it." [How some people can keep a straight face...]
"I'm hoping that by the time I get back from maternity leave T.Aldous will have retired!"
"It is a human baby you're carrying isn't it? They come out after nine months, I read that in a book."