"You know how you finish a conversation with somebody and then five minutes later you realise that it made no sense whatsoever?" asks Milton.
"All the time," I confess.
"I've just been talking to Dagmar at Doggedly. She's read that report in the Daily Mail about laser printers giving you cancer."
"Oh yes, another one..."
"She was telling me how she was having trouble breathing and kept catching her breath. So I promised I check up on it with Health and Safety."
I knew what was coming.
"It was only when I put the 'phone down that I remembered that it hadn't been installed yet and was still in the box in the back room."
No comments:
Post a Comment