Visiting Ken Barmy in his lair I am astonished to find that he's got a whiteboard the size of a wall behind his desk.
"Who's got the world's biggest whiteboard now?"
he crows. I can only gape.
"Isn't it brilliant? I'm astonished I've got away with it."
"They asked me if I wanted anything. I said I'd like a whiteboard please. They said to measure it up and get it ordered. And so... Well, here it is."
"What are you going to do with it now you've got it?"
"I shall draw pictures of Susannah York running barefoot through dewy meadows."
"They'll not be pleased with you for doing that."
"Don't see why not. It would be one of the more constructive things going on round here at the moment."
It's all I can do to hide my envy.