"Yeugh! Fancy making love in a lift!"
"Have you never done it?"
I think I would, given the right opportunity. I have fond memories of adolescent fumblings in the reserve stacks of a research library.
There's an air of outrage in the Reference Library. You'd think they'd be glad that somebody's come up with a use for the library that doesn't involve them having to go to the enquiry desk to ask for service.