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Friday, August 20, 2010

The loofah snapped but the rubber duck came out unscathed

"I think I'm a jaguar," says Maybelle.

"Eh?" asks Frog.

"I think it's a jaguar. Or a puma or something."

"A cougar?"

"That's it! I think I'm turning in a cougar!"

"Oh yes?"

Apparently she'd spent all yesterday afternoon overlooking a gym and struggling not to be distracted by hunky young men.


Kevin Musgrove said...

Egad! It's an epidemic!!!

geraldgee said...

Would that have been a cougar who pinched my bottom at a party in 1958?

Warden Files said...

Goodness gracious, how wonderfully lascivious indeed.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Gerald: almost certainly.

Warden: they're all at a funny age in our place.

Joanna Cake said...

Im a cougar :)

Kevin Musgrove said...

Joanna: you're incorrigible!