Still no lights in the gent's lavatory. It makes life interesting. The Davy lamp that was in my old office has gone walkabout so we're still in the dark: we couldn't take in candles (ooh matron!) or, indeed, light our farts as this would trigger the over-sensitive fire alarm.
It wouldn't look good in the papers:
HELMINTHDALE SHOPPING CENTRE EVACUATED BECAUSE LIBRARIAN NEEDED A CRAP
4 comments:
Are the public ("clients") allowed to read books in a library toilet? As a fan of lists I like to see your top ten. (When you've got the lights working again.)
"evacuated"
snitter snitter
Any publicity is good publicity.
They say.
Moo!
We don't encourage it Gadjo, not least because the buggers keep ripping up the paperbacks to skin up in the public lavs.
Dr. Maroon: I know, sorry, I couldn't resist the triple entendre.
Ms. Cow: we have to be careful with spin these days
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