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Friday, May 22, 2009

Watch as I turn these twenty-four canaries into a nude statue of Moira Anderson

We've just had a presentation about one of the online encyclopedias we've bought into. Milton and I are discussing the potential when he says:

"They reckon that now that staff have seen this presentation they'll be OK for doing a programme of classes for the public starting in a couple of weeks."

"I take it 'they' include the people who still need to get other people to do their cutting and pasting for them despite having had a PC on their desk for over a decade?"

"Shall we talk about something else before we get wound up?"


Gadjo Dilo said...

Nude statues of Moira Anderson would certainly help me unwind - Moira Stuart even more so.

:: Wendy :: said...

Moira Stuart is the right solution to so many things. I tried to programme my SatNav to sound like her but unfortunately this isn't yet possible.

The Topiary Cow said...

If someone at work didn't know how to cut and paste Topiary would be really tempted to pass them a pair of scissors.

Or shears.


Kevin Musgrove said...

Gadjo: down, boy.

Wendy: you shouldn't encourage him, he's at a funny age. She would be a much better voice than the bossy one that comes as standard.

Ms. Cow: we don't allow our senior officers sharp objects.

Lavinia said...

Oh you already are already wound up. Like a swiss clock in a town square in Zurich.

Kevin Musgrove said...

Nonsense Lavinia, I am very, very liad back. Honest.