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Thursday, May 21, 2009


Alwyn's spent all morning chasing a pigeon out of the reserve shelf stacks. If we had one ounce of sense we'd have trained it to walk up and down past the visitor counter sensors.


The Topiary Cow said...

Perhaps you can create a new category of visitors which is just for birds. Then of course their needs would need to be met--would that be books about pigeons? Or books IN pigeon?

Cow certain Helminthdale can rise to the challenge!


Kevin Musgrove said...

Not even in jest: some mad beggar would demand that we have a suite of performance targets for service delivery to pigeons.

The Topiary Cow said...




Lavinia said...

A well-aimed pigeon poop would *not* go amiss!