Freddie Jumbuck, the chap what runs the council switchboard, is a lovely old bloke, as camp as Christmas and "known by the appropriate authorities" for his recreational use of public conveniences. I only mention this because it was he who took this call this morning:
"Are you the council's Morality Officer?"
"No dearie. We haven't got a Morality Officer. Could I help at all?"
"I want to complain about that poster on Cattermole Street with the woman almost falling out of the front of her frock."
"Ooh, yes. I know what you mean, dear. I'll pass on your complaint to the proper authorities."
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