Day off today so I repair into town to avail myself of the January sales in Hannigan's Truss Boutique (abdomenal protectors 25% off). Lo! Bobbing up from behind the gentlemen's supports is Ken Barmy. He's taking a lunchbreak away from their routine madnesses.
"We're having a reorganisation!" he crows.
"Have you finished the last one yet?"
"Don't take the piss, it's not nice."
It must be like the bloody Cultural Revolution over in Pardendale.