Much to my surprise T.Aldous strolls in (most of us were expecting to see him yesterday, seeing as he's on leave this week). His conversation with Milton is a classic of its kind.
"The boiler at Dutch Bend's got a leak, how do they report it for repairs?"
"They can't. They have to give a cost code and they can't do that."
"So what do they do?"
"They ring in here and report it to Tilly."
"But Tilly's been and gone and retired."
"Then I'll deal with it."
"But you're on leave."
"Well I'm here now."
"Wouldn't it be a good idea to have the procedure written down so that we know what to do if something happens and you're not around?"
"There's no need, it's not as if it's going to happen."