Thrills and spills on the gardener's lady

Tilly Floss is throwing a wobbler:

"I shouldn't have to do stationery. I'm not the stationery clerk. They shouldn't expect me to do other people's work."

At which point her 'phone rang and everyone sat on their hands waiting for her to finally get round to answering it.

Editor's note: Nobody else is stationery clerk either.