More People's Network anecdotes

The hamster story reminds me of a colleague working in one of our more eccentric branch libraries. She rang to say that the computers weren't working. After trying all sorts of things and getting no evidence that anything at all was wrong I ended up nipping over to sort it out. It turns out that she changes the screen colours each morning to match the outfit of the day (busy, busy, busy). That day she changed the screen colour to yellow. With yellow text. Hence blank yellow screen.