"Our first customer on Tuesday morning reported that a naked man pulling his piece was wandering around outside his house the evening before. The customer reported this to the police but no one came (except the naked man maybe?). Suffice to say the customer then continued to report that his neighbour awoke the next morning to discover the same man stretched across his 6 month old car stark naked with a light bulb in his mouth! The girl on the desk kept a perfectly straight face during all this except when she asked: "can you tell me when he was pulling his todger with the light bulb in his mouth…. Did it flash?"
"This is absolutely true. You couldn’t make it up could you?"
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
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More madness from the council offices on Pottersbury Road. Just to put our loonies into perspective...
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Probably just lying back and thinking of ING-GER-LAAND
I shudder to think the effect this will have on the horses in the environs.
i hope it was one of those low-voltage, energy saving ones...
Had you phoned the local electricity board to inform them that someone was stealing electricity, they'd have been round quick enough.
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