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Friday, March 05, 2010

Ask not what your library can do for you

It's Friday morning and two members of staff have been sent downstairs for a two minute giggle break. They have now managed to compose themselves and can go back upstairs to look the part of sober-sided public library staff.

The customer's enquiry at the counter was: "Have you any books on how to stop me being a tosser?"

Apparently they kept a straight face for the whole of the transaction.


Pat said...

And a tosser is...?
I think it's an inept person? Nerdish rather than bastardish?

KAZ said...

And had you?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Pat you're about right

Kaz: I didn't think to ask