It's Friday morning and two members of staff have been sent downstairs for a two minute giggle break. They have now managed to compose themselves and can go back upstairs to look the part of sober-sided public library staff.
The customer's enquiry at the counter was: "Have you any books on how to stop me being a tosser?"
Apparently they kept a straight face for the whole of the transaction.
3 comments:
And a tosser is...?
I think it's an inept person? Nerdish rather than bastardish?
And had you?
Pat you're about right
Kaz: I didn't think to ask
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