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Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Please let me love you tonight, Gladys, tomorrow I won't have the time

Nancy's team had their Xmas do last night at The Ponderosa in Pardendale. By all accounts, and delicacy of voices, they had a good time of it. They weren't overly impressed by the cabaret: an elderly chap who did impersonations of Sid James singing a medley of Tom Jones hits.

"Oooh... Did you hear his hip click when he did that pelvic thrust?"

4 comments:

Jimmy Bastard said...

The mind boggles.. the pelvis wobbles.

Macy said...

Look on the bright side - maybe it was his false teeth...

Madame DeFarge said...

Did he offer to take their teeth out and show them a good time too?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Jimmy: don't...

Macy: you've seen the Helminthdale Flameno then?

Madame DeF: and you brought up so well bred, too!