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Thursday, December 17, 2009

A glass of warm blood and they're straight up the stairs

A colleague writes...

"One of my workmates has a wife works for DWP.

"There was a bomb scare and the alarm went off. One guy grabbed a paper knife and ran round the office brandishing it shouting "They'll never take me alive, they'll never take me alive". After a full circle he says, "do you think we should leave now?"

"I'm not giving you ideas or anything........"


Madame DeFarge said...

Nothing so exciting for us during such events. We take cups of tea and biscuits. It's like the Blitz all over again.

Kevin Musgrove said...

It's been ages since we had a bomb scare. The evacuation polcy requires us to cluster together on the pavement so that we're an easy target.