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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Arse biscuits

It is decreed from on high in the Town Hall that once a month it shall be "Laid-back Tuesday" in Helminthdale Council and that all staff may come into work dressed casually. Except for those staff in services that operate a dress code. Staff taking advantage of this maginficent offer are invited to contribute a little something to the Council's Community Chest.

For most of us this is an irrelevant load of old cock. The staff in the one-stop-shops, who are required to wear a uniform (all polyester and Bri Nylon) are getting mighty fed up of the twice-a-day emails from the corporate Bobbing Up And Down Like This Team. Yesterday they all had the subject line

Are you ready for a dressing-down this Tuesday?

Which explains why Oggie Emsworth turned up to work this morning wearing his dressing gown with a teddy bear tucked under his arm.


Ms Scarlet said...

They are asking you to pay to strip? Shouldn't it be the other way round?

Ladybird World Mother said...

Just love the post title. Still giggling about that. Now must pay attention and read it. x

Pat said...

It would make more sense to have it on Friday - but then it wouldn't be Helminthdale would it?

Kevin Musgrove said...

Scarlet: I think Pat answered your question for me.

Ladybird World Mum: I really shouldn't be encouraging you, should I?

Pat: you're getting into the groove. My many apologies!