"It's Jeremy Kyle Day in the library today," mutters Sammi at tea break.
Apparently, all the local nutters (and there are so very many!) have been in this morning. Top of the list has to be the very, very inebriated lady who rolled in at half-eleven, shouted:
"I've never been in a library in my bleedin' life!"
and asked who she needed to give her job application form to.