"It's Jeremy Kyle Day in the library today," mutters Sammi at tea break.
Apparently, all the local nutters (and there are so very many!) have been in this morning. Top of the list has to be the very, very inebriated lady who rolled in at half-eleven, shouted:
"I've never been in a library in my bleedin' life!"
and asked who she needed to give her job application form to.
7 comments:
Ha! Characters like that are comedy gold-dust. Have you ever thought about writing a sit-com set in a library, Kevin? Our colleague M C Ward could advise you.
Obvious top management material. The equivalent of The Speaker being 'dragged' to the Chair?
Works both ways... I'll be asking where the local history section is when I go to sign on!
Look, will you please get on with the play you should be writing... library, characters, plot... its all there. Now, come on, DO IT. XX
Well at least she was honest. Presumably.
Gadjo: I wouldn't want to distract him, he gets worn down enough.
Affer: political leadership I suspect.
Macy: take care, it's addictive!
LWM: I gave up on the novelisation. I should have a go at something sequential.
Pat: we'll have to count the spoons...
Just the person you want working there, then.
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