We're taking a bit of a breather while the world rearranges its underpants. Meanwhile, the other blog is here.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

If you've never then you ought

Somebody's been buying more books on Tantric sex for Helminthdale Library. At least I can't be blamed this time as I'm not allowed to order stock. Pursed lips amongst the library assistants: Minty pulls Frog to one side and points out the offending articles:

"Look at all them mucky books! They're all about that textile sex!"

Frog reckons he'll never be able to set foot in Carpet Warehouse ever again.

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