"Is it possible for me not to go over and work in Helminthdale?"
"I'm not sure about that. We can't have people picking and choosing where they go. The needs of the service need to come first."
"Yes, I realise that, but can't I cover in the branches in Catty instead? I've got a medical condition that makes it difficult to work at Helminthdale."
"What medical condition?"
"Explosive flatulence. I don't know the people there. I can't very well introduce myself and then fart in their faces."
Monday, December 18, 2006
Catty's closing while they (finally!) get the roof sorted out. No chance of getting a wireless link to the library discretely included as the planners are going to be crawling over it like maggots on a dead mouse. There are the usual last-minute arrangements for the disposition of staff. Edie Nattercan rings T.Aldous: