A flood of lyric melody

Euterpe works her magic again (see: it isn't all lavatories)...

(Apologies to HMHB)

When it gets hot
You'll never guess what:
I've got Library Service Management.
When the shit hits the fan
And I'm carrying the can
I've got Library Service Management.
I've got Library Service Management.

Oo-ooh, last-minute decisions.
Oo-ooh, thinking on your feet.
Ambushed more than three times daily
By my Library Service Management.
By my Library Service Management.

Have you just heard
I haven't heard a word
From my Library Service Management.
No matter what you ask
Reply’s a no-no task
For my Library Service Management.
Oo-ooh, try and guess your work plan.
Oo-ooh, if you get it wrong
You're left holding the tar baby
By my Library Service Management.
By my Library Service Management.

[guitar riff and book sale]

Aimless drift and stagnant flow.
We’ve got Library Service Management.
No new blood when old folk go.
We’ve got Library Service Management.
Talk to the wall, talk to the wall!
We’ve got Library Service Management.
Bash, bash, bash, bash!
We’ve got Library Service Management.

Oo-ooh, tied up, gagged and helpless.
Oo-ooh, mushroom-managed mess.
We’ve been stitched up like a kipper
By my Library Service Management.
By my Library Service Management,
Management, management, management, management….

My grandfather’s clock was too tall for the shelf
So Point Eight were asked for some plans
By my Library Service Management.
By my Library Service Management.

Hallelulah!