You may die of a misprint

Our Glorious Leader is excelling himself with the job evaluation lark. As if using it as an opportunity to foment discord and jeapordise teamworking within the service isn't enough he's now playing fast and loose with personnel policies and procedures. This morning he had a meeting with the assistant librarians about the evaluation procedure.

"Use this job description."

he tells them, unveiling a document dated "May 2006." None of them have seen this before. Even in Helminthdale it is a requirement that new job descriptions are negotiated with the post holders and ratified by the joint union/personnel panel. Sheesh....