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Monday, December 06, 2010

Turner the thumbscrew

Turner Prize disappointment: Helminthdale Council's epic art installation "Helminthdale Town Centre Regeneration" is passed over for Susan Philipsz' "Lowlands."

"We don't mind postmodernist irony," says a judge, "but Helminthdale's effort smacks more of sarcasm."

8 comments:

Gadjo Dilo said...

I wonder if the council could have staged a conceptual 'artwork' entitled "Not Making Any Staff Cutbacks" which simply featured people going about their normal jobs in a library. It's so witty and off-the-wall that it could've won, and the prize money could have been used to make the prophesy come true. Now, that's a concept worthy of the word 'art'.

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Kevin Musgrove said...

Gadjo: it's people like you that have caused Arts Council England to move to add public libraries to its empire. We may bear a grudge.

nike: how lovely. thank you.

Bob: you know how it is, they get a bit of fizz down them when they're out with their mates, the Tizer takes over their system and they get giddy all over.

Pat: be careful what you wish for!

zmkc said...

Gadjo's idea is brilliant. And using any form of humour was obviously a mistake - don't you know there is nothing funny about art (especially the sub-branch known as the Turner Prize)?

Macy said...

Maybe the Turner Judges weren't ready for the howl of pure anguish coming from Helminthdale.

Another great informative article though Kev.

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