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Monday, January 17, 2011

Not wanting to block a badger's passage

The things you hear in libraries...

Two young male customers shouting from opposite corners of the entrance way to Carbootsale Library:

"Where was you this morning?"

"I had to go to the clap clinic."

"What yer got?"

"She says it's that chlamydia thing."

Verity stands at the counter and tuts.

"If he's got it, he'll have passed it round half the estate by now."

5 comments:

St Jude said...

I'm sorry but 'beavers' passages spring to mind!!

Kevin Musgrove said...

St Jude: Yay! Welcome back!

Pat said...

Lud! Why one almost might be in the Assembly Rooms in Bath - a century or so ago.

Happy Frog and I said...

Classy, very classy!

libby said...

Bit of a looker is he? or just a sleazeball...let me think....