Fired by the latest austerities and with more than half an eye on improving efficiency they have decided that staff: desk occupancy would be much improved by a modest investment in new furniture, replacing all our chairs with commodes.
"We'd have to replace the Bobbing Up And Down Team's motivational posters."
"Something like: 'Is your journey really necessary?'"
"Or..."
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I thought I got it wrong. Looked it up. Saw: got it right the first time :-)
Britta: :-)
bobbing up and down team :-)
I've had hours of fun thinking about that...
Dig For Victory (and for an excellent place to have a crap in).
I should think any efficiency savings would be offset by the increased cost of air freshener for the office, and increased pay for the cleaners...
Bags I go first!
wendy: :)
Gadjo: this is the council's new parks strategy.
Macy: ah yes... cleaners. There's a story about the town hall...
Pat: I'd give it ten minutes.
But there would still never be enough paper to go round. I love the idea of having a Bobbing Up and Down Team. Ours have sunk without trace.
It's 'The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie' all over again.
Actually, it's not - it's 'The Phantom of Liberty' all over again (I hope the Helminthdale Library runs to foreign language videos, in case you haven't the faintest idea what I'm talking about.)
Madame DeF: give it time :)
zmkc: we're always in the market for a bit of Bunuel.
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