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Friday, January 07, 2011

The turtle's head speaks

Frog and Sybil are having one of "those" days.

Fired by the latest austerities and with more than half an eye on improving efficiency they have decided that staff: desk occupancy would be much improved by a modest investment in new furniture, replacing all our chairs with commodes.

"We'd have to replace the Bobbing Up And Down Team's motivational posters."

"Something like: 'Is your journey really necessary?'"

"Or..."

keep calm posterkeep calm poster

11 comments:

Britta said...

I thought I got it wrong. Looked it up. Saw: got it right the first time :-)

Kevin Musgrove said...

Britta: :-)

wendy house said...

bobbing up and down team :-)
I've had hours of fun thinking about that...

Gadjo Dilo said...

Dig For Victory (and for an excellent place to have a crap in).

Macy said...

I should think any efficiency savings would be offset by the increased cost of air freshener for the office, and increased pay for the cleaners...

Pat said...

Bags I go first!

Kevin Musgrove said...

wendy: :)

Gadjo: this is the council's new parks strategy.

Macy: ah yes... cleaners. There's a story about the town hall...

Pat: I'd give it ten minutes.

Madame DeFarge said...

But there would still never be enough paper to go round. I love the idea of having a Bobbing Up and Down Team. Ours have sunk without trace.

zmkc said...

It's 'The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie' all over again.

zmkc said...

Actually, it's not - it's 'The Phantom of Liberty' all over again (I hope the Helminthdale Library runs to foreign language videos, in case you haven't the faintest idea what I'm talking about.)

Kevin Musgrove said...

Madame DeF: give it time :)

zmkc: we're always in the market for a bit of Bunuel.