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Monday, November 29, 2010

Shangalang

The crowds are already gathering outside the Town Hall for the switching-on of the Christmas light. Town Centre Management have been making a big play of the mystery celebrity they've hired to do the job and the rumour mill is running wild. The consensus of opinion is that it's going to be Frankie Avalon, though a vocal faction in the Planning Department insists it's going to be Heinz. Either way, judging by the state of the teeming masses, there won't be a dry leg on the bus home tonight.

8 comments:

libby said...

That last sentence? priceless.....thanks for a laugh to start the day with.

Happy Frog and I said...

Perhaps it will have been a mystery why they were a celebrity. I think I'm starting to get more cynical in my dotage.

savannah said...

so, who was it, sugar? xoxoxo

Kevin Musgrove said...

libby: you're welcome! :)

Happy Frog and You: Dotage? Pshah! I happen to know that you are still but a bobbysoxer.

savannah: We've no idea, honestly. Some young lad, possibly from the local chip shop, stood up, waved to the crowd, they swooned and the light went on.

Happy Frog and I said...

Sorry, just love the word dotage!

zmkc said...

I was hoping for Mr Pastry

Kevin Musgrove said...

Happy Frog and You: :)

zmkc: isn't he busy on Strictly?

Pat said...

I hate to bear bad tidings but sadly Mr Pastry has gone to the big oven on high.