"Are those hand-held sets working OK at Noddy?"
"Yes, it's working really well and they're steaming ahead with the job."
"So we could do the same thing at Glass Road when that moves?"
"Could we use it at Pottersbury Road as well?"
"Don't see why not."
"So we'd give the teachers the hand-held sets and they'd be able to issue books to their classes..."
"Ah... no. If you want to do self-service at those libraries we really need to put in self-service."
Exit systems librarian with soiled trousers!