Sheep City's manager, Maurice Batchelor, was at an event in the Town Hall this morning when he was approached by Councillor Mountebank, a long-term opponent of the place.
"We'll be closing you down soon, Batchelor," says the councillor.
"How many customers are registered at the leisure centre in your ward?" asked Maurice.
"Two hundred and thirty two. We had eighteen thousand visit us last month."