Pansy's excuse is that when Reggie Clockwatcher went down to review the stock a few years back he looked at it and said: "Oh just leave it there."
"Didn't it get picked up when you were checking stock that's not issued lately?" I asked. "It was last issued in 1995."
"Oh yes. I could even tell you who borrowed it. But orders are orders, you know what they're like."
And so I do.