Frog made the mistake of mentioning this in the children's meeting and it got back to Umpty Library who immediately got a huge collective cob on because they hadn't been invited.
"What's the problem?" I asked.
"It's gone down really badly that only senior managers got invited."
"He invited the people he works with."
"Well, none of us know him here, but some of the lower paid staff should have been invited."
"So your beef is that someone you don't know didn't buy you lunch?"
Any time this service weans itself out of the school playground can't be too soon for me.