An artist, a designer and a council architect are at a bar and they get talking about women. The artist pipes up:
"I tell you, woman must have been created by an artist: who else would have created such beauty?"
"Ah no, woman must have been created by a designer: who else would have created such form and function?"
"No, you're both wrong. Woman was created by a council architect."
"How do you make that out?"
"Who else would put a recreation area next to a sewage outlet?"